Our team
A team of awesome people
Wuschel
Chief Mischief Officer
Wuschel is a lionhead rabbit and an absolute nightmare as a coworker. He’s cute, and he knows it. He’s coasted through life thanks to his appearance and as such has never had to develop any skills that are useful in an office environment. Thanks to German worker’s rights laws we can’t fire him.
Kuschel
Head Snack Inspector
Kuschel is Wuschel’s sister. A blatant nepotism hire, she has nevertheless become a valued member of the team. Despite her tendency to take a 6-hour nap break in the middle of the work day, she takes her job very seriously. Most of the objects in our office have her teethmarks on them.
Julia
Everything Else
Julia has weak ankles and is prone to fainting when she is frazzled. She is involved in a decades-long feud with a Dutch pediatrician and has been dehydrated ever since it started. She insists the chronic headaches are unrelated. Unlike her coworkers, she has never pooped on the living room floor.
Testimonials
“Some of the animals are off center in the pictures.”
— “The Octopus”, Sporadic Tech Support
“Stop asking me to give a testimonial for your blog. It’s weird.”
— Hidde Snieder, Author of “Buried in Detention”
“A blog that redefines birding, writing, and indeed, the human condition itself.”
— Emily Brontë, Celebrity
“I laughed, I cried, I peed myself a little bit.”
— Pali B., Certified Freak